Saturday, October 14, 2006

"Blood-curdling..." -- Part 16


"Look, Devorah, do not rub it in," snapped Haggis. "I do what I do because ... I can."

"I know," Devorah agreed. "You have been a bully and a braggart since you were in nappies."

"And proud of it," retorted Haggis.

"I would say 'bite me,' but I would be afeared you'd take me up on it."

"It wouldn't be the first time," Haggis allowed.

"Nay, madam. I bear yet the marks you left upon me while in the throes of a fit like unto a mad wolf. You should have been put down with a silver bullet lo those many years ago."

"Ah, bite me, Devorah."

"That is getting old, but do not tempt me, madam," Devorah growled, baring her teeth. "Do not tempt me."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Serena may I contribute some erotic fiction?

Serena Joy said...

No. I'm not a magazine to which anyone can contribute erotica, poetry, true stalker stories, or anything else. Why would you even ask that?

Anonymous said...

I want to work on my writing skills and you are an editor.

Serena Joy said...

Open a blog and post your writing. Or you could send some sample chapters to Miss Snark for a very honest critique.

RexZeitgiest said...

Hey, Anon is becoming a regular contributor now.....Good stuff

Serena Joy said...

Yeah, how about that? Strange days...