Saturday, September 09, 2006

Miss's Most Wanted - BOLO No More

These wily Words Gone Wild were darned hard to catch but, in the end, they were no match for the dedicated Word Cops. They always get their malapropism.

severly faded - Something that's not only faded but cut off.

suddlenly - State of being awash in a sea of suds.

euphimisim - Feminism for eunuchs.

taged - Something tagged with a tage, whatever that is.

steped - Education for stepchildren.

funcitions, funcitons - Directions to Funky Town. (Thank you, Roxan.)

aquired - Red water.

spirtual - A religious gushing of liquids. (And thanks again to Roxan.)

defination - An absolutely definite detonation.

opportinuity - A continuum of opportunities.

vulernale - Your guess is as good as mine. Some obscure sea creature perhaps? (I have no clue, either, Roxan, unless they meant nails on a... Nah, couldn't be.)

ablity - One who is giddy with ability. Probably washed up for it first.


Jamie Dawn said...

Wate wun minuet, Werd Kop!!
Juhst hoo ar yew two tel mee abowt Miss Spelling?

I sometimes type instead of
I laugh when I make that error, and when I laugh, I always spill my drink. :-)

Happy weekend to YOU!

Serena Joy said...

Sometimes it acts like, Jamie, and makes you want a drink.

Thanks for stopping by, and do call me for backup whenever you spot Bad Words on the rampage. Happy weekend back atcha.

Southern Writer said...

Uh oh. I really do think some of these are mine because I see errors here that I make repeatedly. There's one word I mis-type every single time, but I can't think of what it is (darned pinkie nail!). Next time I have to stop and correct it, I'll come back here and let you know.

Serena Joy said...

I have never seen any of those words on your blog. Pinkie-swear. I mean, you just wouldn't type any of those pseudo words even on a really "off" day.

Ah, geez, Blogger's WordVer is talking dirty to me again. It just said rashnsht.:)