I used to be a bleeding heart. Now I'm not. Now is better.
Yeah, it's going to be one of those days.
There's nothing like a morning chuckle. Presented for your redding pleisure, two help yew reed gooder -- Fun With Fonics. Once again, butchered words from one poster, one forum. Why does this posting go on -- and on and on? God only knows -- and even that's doubtful.
capytured - Weirdly rapturous stuff done while wearing a cape.
bisedes - Seeds that swing both ways.
iut - I ut to whup yur butt, punk.
disimular - Handy-dandy tool especially crafted for dicing/disemboweling. Not for home use.
sceavy - Pirate disease, with symptoms of both scurvy and scabies.
opoening - Annoying tendency to speak in rhymes.
frpom - When you can't join 'em, frp 'em.